Run for your lives! (The Weatherford Democrat) Thank goodness for the swine flu. I was beginning to think there wouldn’t be anything to scare Americans into investing in biohazard suits this spring, and then my investment in that hot new designer, CDChic, would have been a total waste. [News Source]

Pork Industry Fights Concerns Over Swine Flu (The Hendersonville Times-News) Even as medical professionals tell the public that pork is safe to eat, Wall Street analysts are predicting a sharp decline in sales at grocery stores. [News Source]

‘Wild card’ of swine flu rattles investors (Montgomery Advertiser) NEW YORK -- The swine flu gave Wall Street a reason to turn cautious. [News Source]

Stocks decline on swine flu concerns (Deseret Morning News) Stocks fluctuated Monday as the swine flu threatened the travel industry, but General Motors Corp. offered investors some... [News Source]