Run for your lives! (The Weatherford Democrat) Thank goodness for the swine flu. I was beginning to think there wouldn’t be anything to scare Americans into investing in biohazard suits this spring, and then my investment in that hot new designer, CDChic, would have been a total waste. [News Source]

Pork Industry Fights Concerns Over Swine Flu (The Hendersonville Times-News) Even as medical professionals tell the public that pork is safe to eat, Wall Street analysts are predicting a sharp decline in sales at grocery stores. [News Source]

‘Wild card’ of swine flu rattles investors (Montgomery Advertiser) NEW YORK -- The swine flu gave Wall Street a reason to turn cautious. [News Source]

Stocks decline on swine flu concerns (Deseret Morning News) Stocks fluctuated Monday as the swine flu threatened the travel industry, but General Motors Corp. offered investors some... [News Source]

Utah’s Pork Industry Says “Swine Flu” Title Is A Raw Deal (2News Salt Lake City) It is a time of year when pork prices usually rise, but the name “swine flu” is being blamed for the drop in recent days. [News Source]

Luciano: Stay home from work? That’s sick (Peoria Journal Star) Swine flu? Yawn. Public-health scares come and go so often, we feel inoculated to media overhype. You know what would actually frighten me? To see a West Nile mosquito riding a killer bee sitting on a SARS-infected bird atop a flu-ridden swine straddling a mad cow. [News Source]

Pork Industry Fights Concerns Over Swine Flu (New York Times) Even as medical professionals tell the public that pork is safe to eat, Wall Street analysts predicted a sharp decline in sales at grocery stores,. [News Source]

UCF grad Michelle Knight plays many, many Jersey girls in ‘Jersey Boys’ (Orlando Sentinel) National tour comes to Orlando May 6-24. Behind every Jersey Boy, there's a Jersey Girl. The quartet of young men who play the Four Seasons in the long-running Broadway hit Jersey Boys may be the stars of the show. But each of them plays only one character. Michelle Knight plays 15 or 16. [News Source]

Reacting To Swine Flu (WILX 10 Lansing) People are rescheduling flights and taking precautions as Swine Flu continues to baffle and sicken many [News Source]

donga.com[English donga] (donga.com) A year ago today, the MBC investigative program “PD Notebook” called a downer cow a mad cow in an episode titled, “Breaking Coverage – Are U.S. Beef Imports Really Safe from Mad Cow Disease?” [News Source]